Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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