I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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