hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
third nipple confirmed
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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