Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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