that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Randomize
