I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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