I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I'm drunk at a fancy martini bar, wearing jeans, drinking cheap vodka that I brought in my purse. Got thrown out of court for using my cell phone. All in all calling Thursday a success.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
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