That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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