We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
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