Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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