In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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