Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Gonna post on craigs list missed connections - "I was that really drunk bitch that threw up in your car. I'd like to pay for detailing"
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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