Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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