dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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