I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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