Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i just sent this text using only my big toe
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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