i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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