Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
too bad you live with your parents still
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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