glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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