we're blogging at a bar
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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