your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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