If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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