She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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