The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
i can't believe you just compared my dick to leprosy
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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