Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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