I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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