Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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