i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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