There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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