i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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