it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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