Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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