look no pants
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
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