It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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