at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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