The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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