real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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