It's Friday. Sex?
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Randomize
