i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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