...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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