"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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