Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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