Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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