And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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