UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
now i know why i became what i already was.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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