I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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