Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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