I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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