ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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