I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
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