absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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