with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
he fucked my hip out of place.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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