Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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