Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Do you know why I slept in the yard last night?
You said you watched the lion king stoned and had to do it for simba.
Pride rock will get you every time.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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