I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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