i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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