how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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