Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I can't turn off my feet"
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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