Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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