Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
there is puke in my bra ... again
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