i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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