Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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