What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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