"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
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So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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